May 2011
April 2011
The Royal Wedding
closetchuckster:
How the media expected people to react:
How people expected they would react:
How people actually reacted:
love who you are. you’re all you’ve got.
– lady gaga
At times the world can seem an unfriendly and sinister place, but believe us...
– A Series Of Unfortunate Events (via skeletales)
Most of your body is in pairs except for your heart, because your other heart...
– Nicki Minaj. (via lapetitenicole)
Rules were made to be broken; otherwise there would be no rules.
– Oscar de la Renta (via oscarprgirl)
In politics, If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done,...
– Margaret Thatcher (via quote-book)
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thisredheadsaid:
things I've learned from serving:
1. for the most part, people who are super nice give you horrible tips. unless…
2. at one point in their life, someone at the table was a waitress. they always give 20% or more
3. people who mumble their order will complain that something was messed up. speak up, then.
4. grat everyone you can. trust no one
5. people tip well once drunk
6. children are definitely the messiest things...